When I'm six feet four

When I was younger only a boy, many years ago, I got a fetish for ladies clothes, Knickers slips and all of those	Now I have dresses from ceiling to floor, I've no room for more, I'm into high heels you aught to try heels That make you six feet four	You are five foot two And if you say the word You can have some too	I could be handy pulling a thread, When your tights are torn, I can knit a sweater by the fireside, Sunday mornings, Dress as a Bride.
Out in the garden digging the weeds, Stocking tops on show, I'm into high heels you aught to try heels That make you six feet four	Every winter get a ball gown for the prom Sip Ozzy White if its not too dear. I have to scrimp and save Grandchildren keep away!! Stay there I can wave	Ill send you a post card drop you a line With a nice sea view I know precisely what I'm going to say Your sincerely, This Tranny's OK	No need to answer or fill in a form Mine for evermore I'm into high heels wonderful high heels That make me six feet four.

A tired but happy Aunty June